Dear Universe,
You seem to be falling down on your part of our bargain. I am to do my work, figure out the growing up stuff, be kind to children and small animals, listen for Spirit, follow my bliss and be thankful. To the best of my knowledge I am showing up for work and putting in extra hours. I continue to explore what it means to a responsible adult. I have not been mean to a small child or an innocent animal. In fact, the dogs got extra treats tonight because I had to bribe them to come inside. I am listening attentively for Spirit and when she shows up I generally follow directions. As for following my bliss, I am so busy doing everything else there isn't much time for lounging on a beach in Fiji. Mostly I am thankful, but not today. Today I realized the work quotient is up and fun quotient is down. Could you please attend to this pressing matter. While you are at it, could you do something about those ridiculous profiles on the online dating sites. Really! One of those men emailed me on one site not remembering I had already chatted with him on another site. I am not sure what that says about him or me.
Mostly, it would be nice if you sent a lovely man who can carry on an intelligent conversation, make me laugh, take me out to dinner and do a few other things. I think you know what I mean. To quote a friend " A highly indivuatated male who is need of intimate reconnection." Having reconnected I would then like to send him home. I have things to do, as you well know.
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter. If the situation is not resolved shortly, I may have to resort to staying in bed and eating chocolate.
Eagerly awaiting your reply.
Ms. Cranky Pants
You seem to be falling down on your part of our bargain. I am to do my work, figure out the growing up stuff, be kind to children and small animals, listen for Spirit, follow my bliss and be thankful. To the best of my knowledge I am showing up for work and putting in extra hours. I continue to explore what it means to a responsible adult. I have not been mean to a small child or an innocent animal. In fact, the dogs got extra treats tonight because I had to bribe them to come inside. I am listening attentively for Spirit and when she shows up I generally follow directions. As for following my bliss, I am so busy doing everything else there isn't much time for lounging on a beach in Fiji. Mostly I am thankful, but not today. Today I realized the work quotient is up and fun quotient is down. Could you please attend to this pressing matter. While you are at it, could you do something about those ridiculous profiles on the online dating sites. Really! One of those men emailed me on one site not remembering I had already chatted with him on another site. I am not sure what that says about him or me.
Mostly, it would be nice if you sent a lovely man who can carry on an intelligent conversation, make me laugh, take me out to dinner and do a few other things. I think you know what I mean. To quote a friend " A highly indivuatated male who is need of intimate reconnection." Having reconnected I would then like to send him home. I have things to do, as you well know.
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter. If the situation is not resolved shortly, I may have to resort to staying in bed and eating chocolate.
Eagerly awaiting your reply.
Ms. Cranky Pants
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